Grade 2
South Carolina
Q: Why did the cornstalk get angry?
A: Because people kept pulling its ears.
--Christopher S.

Grade 3
California
Did you hear about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well.....
--Bobby H.

Grade 4
Illinois
Two cannibals are eating a clown. First cannibal says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
--Catherine M.

South Carolina
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Filter water.
Filter water who?
Filter water I can see through you.
-- Belle W.

Virginia
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
(repeat two more times)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape that I didn’t say orange?
--Nawshin K.